I need a Windsurfer Chick

rationalnational · Joined: 20 Apr 2001 Posts: 163

heyzeus

will you use your kite pump to inflate her this year or blow like you have in the past ?

jesusjones · Joined: 17 May 2001 Posts: 229

[quote="rationalnational"]heyzeus

will you use your kite pump to inflate her this year or blow like you have in the past ?[/quote

Go ahead and tell everyone why you’re so mad. Remember what I did to you and Darcy last year? That's probably what will happen to this year’s sandwich maker.

rationalnational · Joined: 20 Apr 2001 Posts: 163

dude you are a freak

ggbggb · Joined: 13 Sep 2002 Posts: 21

jesusjones · Joined: 17 May 2001 Posts: 229

rationalnational · Joined: 20 Apr 2001 Posts: 163

actually heyzeus I have no idea what you are talking about. you have the wrong dude

i wuz all like ... ? whatever ....?

D-wo · Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 239

Apparently you can make anything you want about women on this forum, but I make one disparaging (light-hearted) remark about kiters and I get locked out. What's up with that?

jesusjones · Joined: 17 May 2001 Posts: 229

Good observation, It's all about the ratings. Ratings=people, people =$. Somethings screwy.

keycocker · Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 3598

This isn't entirely a joke post. Having a windsurfing mate can change your whole life. My wife can come back from three big wave sessions in a row with a dry wetsuit, serve up gourmet French cuisine from a cooler and finish the day on her 47 liter board she got from Ashley
Baxters pro little brother, in return for tiling a guys floor.
When we were driving cross country through the desert in Utah, I was awakened by her pulling over just south of nowhere. She had found a tiny reservoir and we sailed it all day on 4.0
I see a lot of smart single women in Maui who rip, including the ones on that site. Ashley is a teenager so better focus on adults. It helps if you sail Hookipa and don't have a van smells like dog.

mamalam · Joined: 17 May 2006 Posts: 27

"man, stay away from windsurfing girl, they never look like on the picture."

Ok guys/men

My friend sent this link to me and I examined it. You guys are funny. I am an adult female sailor and I'd like to put in my 2-cent worth. My unbiased observation has been:

Windsurfing girls/women are incredible. They are fit, determined, graceful, fun, beautiful, and smart. The steep learning curve and delayed gratification attracts a particular type of personality.

Of course, I am straight and have no desire to spend time with any of them the way you men are looking.

Good luck finding yours, and have fun in the process.