Too Many Outbacks

prozac · Joined: 10 Apr 2000 Posts: 105

Man,... what the hell is up with all these boardheads and their ugly Subaru Outbacks. It is like every third boardhead in the Gorge drives one of these pieces of shit!

windfind · Joined: 18 Mar 1997 Posts: 561

You must not drive ion snow or ice you would know the answer. It can go where almost no SUV can go. Plus you can get a bunch of boards and sails inside.

shreddywood · Joined: 10 Apr 2000 Posts: 3

I seen some very hot looking bunnys in outbacks, I love them, I always look to see if a chick is in them, if not yeah, theres not enough of them down here so if you dont want the outbacks, send the ones with chick in them down here yeah that it, outbacks with girls in the rule...2J..

dillweed · Joined: 10 Apr 2000 Posts: 48

My favorite car is the FOrd ExcurSion. 7,800 lbs of rolling poo-poo. <- makes the air smelly and stinky poo too (much like the smelly undersized twits who drive them). Did you get the 2 suspension lift kit too? Oh wow! Now you can cross that big pile of stones that somehow keeps getting piled in front of your driveway!!(I wonder how that happened...hmmm) Dont forget to put on those 50-lb steel bars to protect your plastic headlight lenses from the evil shopping carts! Dont worry, they wont hurt us: we drive an SUV! Cant you guys just drive sensible cars like everyone else? Please send all death threats to yo mama. Thank you.

TEmtman · Joined: 11 Jul 2000 Posts: 1

Dillweed, Sounds like you have a bad case of excursion envy!