Mosier Skeeters

cgoudie1 · Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 9:37 am Post subject: trump vows no more Skeeters!

In an unprecedented act of political engineering Donald Trump upon election
vows to put up a 5 mile high nation spanning mosquito net along all the
southern border United states. Trump was quoted as saying " I'm sure
there are some honest hard working mosquitoes, but we cannot afford to
have the evil Denge, West Nile, and Zika carrying Skeeters wandering freely
into our great country. When asked how such an engineering feat was even
possible and further pressed as to how it would be funded, Trump
said " This will be the best net ever created, the best, absolutely the best,
and we'll get the entomologists to pay for it!"

There, now, it's a political thread ;*)

-Craig

p.s. Skeeters were bad at the Hatchery last Saturday also.

beaglebuddy · Joined: 10 Feb 2012 Posts: 1120

This belongs in the politics section, enough already.

isobars · Joined: 12 Dec 1999 Posts: 20935

westender · Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 1288 Location: Portland / Gorge

Beagle and Iso. The politics section would be good. Biff and Craig know the secret handshake and their comments are always appreciated. I'm still blaming the skeeters for my condition.

WMP · Joined: 30 May 2000 Posts: 671

Skeeters are the workmen of Ishtar.... goddess of fertility, love, war, and sex.

Ishtar appears in the movies Blood Feast (1963) and Blood Diner (1987), although she is referred to as an Egyptian god. The sequel to Blood Feast, Blood Feast 2..... All U Can Eat (2002)

biffmalibu · Joined: 30 May 2008 Posts: 556

Wow. Same director for both the original and newest film.
P.S. Connie Mason is H A W T.

westender · Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 1288 Location: Portland / Gorge

Maybe that fire'll burn up some O them Skeeters. Awaiting the Biff report.

biffmalibu · Joined: 30 May 2008 Posts: 556

The fire and smoke drove 97% of the mosquitos to my house 1/4 mile away, and they were parched too after all that heat. At sundown, I treated them to a blood meal. I was thinking of Connie Mason to sooth my pain. She deserved an Oscar for perfecting faux-strabismus in death.

The fire was put out at about 2am. Some danger remains from the other derailed tanks. They could still leak, and I am sure some are still under some heat-induced pressure. Some risk for explosion and ignition. But not much. Lots of water tankers from far away responded, including Pasco and Dufur. Everybody who got close to the fire was brave.

The cause of the derailment was Obama. So is the hoax of global warming. Never trust a word "they" say. THEY can never be trusted. They are SHADY. And THEY are lazy too. Obama will be visiting the disaster scene today; lock up your women.

Today could be another record-setting day for heat (unrelated to the myth of global warming). I'm glad the derailment was yesterday and not today.

WMP · Joined: 30 May 2000 Posts: 671

Thanks for that report Biffers. I'm sure glad that crash was Obama's fault and not some crazed Windsurfer who decided to throw there longboard under the train.

The word of the day is --> boil <--

Yeppers, boil water when visiting ground zero in Mosier.... that water is like Texas tea.

westender · Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 1288 Location: Portland / Gorge

Excellent post Biff.
Latest aerial pics. show oil has flowed from creek into river. And I was complaining about skeeters. Rolling Eyes