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jimcanniff



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Top 10 reasons to go back to SoloSports:
10. Forgot about flies landing on you all day long spreading other people's shit on your head and face from the white houses (shitters).
9. Eating lunch that has baked in the sun for a few hours and has been seasoned by the shit carrying flies.
8. Watching the waves break from the open door of the white houses because the fly infestation necessitates an open door policy.
7. Drinking rot gut tequila from a 5 gallon bucket.
6. Launching from seaweed mixed with dog shit and urine over a layer of shin breaking rocks (kiter bitch mainly).
5. Kevin thinking since he got you there his job is now done. (i.e., listening to him not give a shit about the vacation you just paid for and watching him eat and get fatter)
4. No more Rodney who was a surly anti-American prick (RIP).
3. To visit the abundant trash farms and see healthy garbage crops dotting the gorgeous dusted busted and rusted Mexican landscape.
2.To pee on the runway.

And the #1 reason to go back to San Carlos:
1. To hike to the top of the mesa and take a crap.
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outcast



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, JE!
Your .pdf lured a hurt kiter out of deep lurking!

Does this help the healing?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO7no36IhVA

They say the internet is forever.

Between this thread and the threat of Crocs in the lineup, i may have to
take up knitting

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If you cant deal with Kevin Trejo they actually have a form you can fill out for that.


You've been waiting a loooooong time use that form, haven't you, Waterkook?

So, even though your comedy doesn't really fit, the point is, after paying $3200 to fly to the middle of no where, you shouldn't have to put up with an asshole who thinks the world owes him a debt of gratitude for existing.
But in the grand scheme of things, there are worse assholes to put up with in the world than the ever-expanding Kevin Trejo.

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danothemano



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

outcast wrote:
Wow, JE!
Your .pdf lured a hurt kiter out of deep lurking!

Does this help the healing?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO7no36IhVA

They say the internet is forever.

Between this thread and the threat of Crocs in the lineup, i may have to
take up knitting


You can totally tell that guy is a castle jumper....Thanks Mass Health...
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jimcanniff



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was sort of joking, as I did like San Carlos. It was more the crew that made the trip than anything else though. Still, it would take some persuasion to go back. I don't travel much so there are other places I think I'd rather visit first.

Rock on windsurfers!
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WaterKook



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Location: The Dude abides!!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha Rigitrite the truth is Team Abide uses that form all the time!!! Very Happy
As a matter of fact it gets stuck on the refrigerator at the house we stay at on our BI trip and whenever someone starts to wine we just point at it!
It was all really meant in good fun.

I was on that trip Jimcanniff was on and you can understand his bitching because he is all kiter now!! At least back then he still had ba77s and was windsurfing.
But the truth is it is all about the uncrowded wave really.
Remember Maui is actually known as the GOLF Island.
You and I must have different ideas of what a good vacation is. The fact that I live on Cape Cod and really hate to leave could have something to do with that. In the summer all the A-holes from the city show up and I just want to get away from them. So dealing with Kevin in the middle of no where is easy!
Yes I found you have to tell Kevin right from the start.... " If I wanted to worry about the gear I would have brought my own!!" and "don't be gentle its a RENTAL!!!!"
And the most effective thing is just say FU Kevin like ten times a day! Wink



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rigitrite



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It was all really meant in good fun.


I know, I ain't mad at ya!

Here's the thing: if you paid an a$$load to fly there and stay for 7 days and had amazing conditions with a great group, I totally see why people rave about the place. If you paid and a$$load to fly there and had 7 days of no wind and no waves (like I did), it's the worst place you've ever been to, and you never wanna go back.
With all the cool places in the world to sail, I'm going to spend my limited amount of vacation time and money elsewhere.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rigitrite if we had no wind or waves on our trip I think it would have been a full on nightmare!!!! Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

San Carlos article on Teton Gravity website: http://www.tetongravity.com/photo/adventure/basecamp-punta-san-carlos

See, if you're bored at SanCarlos you build stuff for Kevin!

No wind for a week. Oh God that must have been terrible. How was the fly infestation? I just can't get past the flies down there.

So, we all know that form would be complete if it had a checkbox for windsurfers to blame kiteboarders for ________ , well for everything.

Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. This should get dani & outcrazy back at it.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now we have to build a shelter?

Fuel/Fire Nah....You are welcome on the "I Windsurf!" forum. Makes sense to me.

Personally, i don't spend much time wondering what could have been.

Sorry about the "Fly" thing. I get creeped out by opposums.

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