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KimFarm
Joined: 27 Dec 2011 Posts: 2
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:38 pm Post subject: Catch A Rabbit - Joke |
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" |
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DaisySibyl
Joined: 28 Feb 2012 Posts: 10
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MSnider
Joined: 14 Feb 2012 Posts: 1
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:12 am Post subject: |
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This was unbelievably hilarious, one of my favorite jokes now! Thanks for sharing pal! _________________ M4a to MP3 Converter |
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