Yo Spliff, Where's the Wind at?

[chrisschmidtwetekam@gmail.com]

Why do I live in the un-wind capital of the world? Is it healthly that 12 mph of wind makes me excited? Why does the wind always die once I get all rigged up? I just have one thing to say to the wind: If you are going to be my girlfriend please dont dump me after I like you.

[joeyyyy]

yeah the wind is like a women. I mean they blow you then leave when you want more...

[chrisschmidtwetekam@gmail.com]

I need a woman (err wind) that will blow through the good times and the bad...through sickness and health...and until I get so old that I cant get it up anymore (the sail, of course!). Hey wind, heres lookin at you.

- Dillweed a.k.a. sex machine.