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cagjr21150



Joined: 04 Apr 2005
Posts: 295

PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 10:42 am    Post subject: GI joe Windsurfer Reply with quote



What's your best caption for the above photo?

"Don't f**k with me kiter dog."

"No racing rules, PWA style"
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rsanrafael



Joined: 27 Feb 2009
Posts: 67

PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"OK, thombiz, I'll show you how to make a lighter board."
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dbrock



Joined: 01 Jul 1995
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:15 pm    Post subject: caption Reply with quote

The right of way rules have changed !
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inf2003



Joined: 15 Jan 2009
Posts: 136

PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"OK Whoever stole my $##@%ing fin is gonna die"

Both waist harnesses and Seat harnesses are for wussy's. I use my forearms.

They told me this dam 5 bar watch was water resistant and its all fogged. Now they are gonna die too.

What do you mean "not enough downhaul" punk

Who needs carbon fiber. Real men go with 100% plastic

Is this the best board for the type of windsurfing that Im doing? Really I want to know.

Thats it, Im sick of that dam wife of mine complaining about my windsurfing all the time. This time she is going to get it.

If I get blown out to sea and lose my rig will wearing these fins while windsurfing help me get back in? Also should I ditch the gun if this happens?

Just call me GI bing Joe


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masterblaster



Joined: 16 Mar 2000
Posts: 21

PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:59 pm    Post subject: gi joes windsurfer Reply with quote

where's the dangler?
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RPM7



Joined: 06 Jan 2006
Posts: 121

PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"This 2.5 isn't cutting it. Thank God for the flippers!"
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jwajack



Joined: 26 Apr 1994
Posts: 157
Location: San Pedro, CA

PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"That was a close one . . . damned mylar on the sail isn't rocket proof"
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inf2003



Joined: 15 Jan 2009
Posts: 136

PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Look Ma, clew first and no Hands!!"
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surfsuppp



Joined: 07 Apr 2005
Posts: 80

PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Im the ilegitimate steroid using bastard child of the original mylar version, oh and I have an Ide complex, I need weak knee counseling!!!

Please help!
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likesitwindy



Joined: 09 Nov 1997
Posts: 49

PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2009 9:55 am    Post subject: I don't need no stinkin' wind !!! Reply with quote

My arms are my wind ! I can pump the sail to a plane against a 50 knot headwind ! Yet now I am getting soft/faded in my old age, as I was put in service in 1984 ....makin me a 25+ year old timer now ! Used to do the same with one arm and the other on my AK 47 pointed at "Charlie" ! Kiters ?? Is this a sport or something for the Elementary school-yard ? I am for 8 years age use or older ... so when you are old enough you can crash the kite into the tree and pick up me instead !!!
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